Horton Hears a Who!

Well.

Not only am I posting very late today, but I have absolutely nothing to say about asthma, children’s health, or air quality, all because I went to see Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! this morning. See, the awesome thing about working from home is that I’m available for field trips.

And the difficult thing about working from home is that I’m available for field trips.

Not that I don’t adore spending time with my daughters, of course, and if there’s a sillier, more goofy way to start your week than a Dr. Seuss movie with a theater full of kindergarteners, I can’t imagine it. But occasionally—only occasionally, mind you—juggling a freelance workload with my role as the daytime go-to parent is a little wearying.

Here’s something else that wearies me. You know those movies with minor nagging plot details that drive you to major distraction?

Yeah, this one was of those. Other Horton reviews say this movie mostly gets it right with a return to animation after the last two horrible live-action Seuss movies, and I agree. The visuals in the Who portions especially pop, pulled right off the book’s pages with their crazy-angle dimensions and carnival colors. Plus, animation means we can hear Jim Carrey without actually having to watch him. Jim Carrey is one of those polarizing figures in the movies, and while I’m just not a fan of his particular brand of physical comedy, his voicework for Horton went over okay.

But.

Remember Jo-Jo in the original story? The lazy character at the end of the book who finally spoke up and swelled the Whos’ cries of “We are here! We are here!” to a level loud enough for the skeptics in Horton’s jungle to hear? This movie beefs up that character and turns him into the Mayor’s son. The only son in a family with 96 daughters.

And Jo-Jo is an angsty teenage kid with issues. Namely, his father doesn’t understand him and the two don’t communicate well. Which is pretty much status-quo at some point in every child/parent relationship, but in this movie, the father wants to groom Jo-Jo to be Mayor himself one day, and Jo-Jo obviously has other plans for himself. It’s a familiar conflict that’s sweetly resolved at the end, and clearly the Mayor worries about the relationship with his son at the same time that he fears the fate of Who-ville, riding a speck of dust through Horton’s world. But, hello?

The man has 96 other children.

I’m trying—and failing, utterly—to imagine this writing decision, to focus on whether the only son would follow on his father’s career path while ignoring the fact that any of the many, many daughters could become Mayor instead.

Really? Really?

In 2008?

Honestly, I know I’m making a huge issue out of a tiny plot point in an otherwise charming movie, but come on. Almost 100 children and one–one–is singled out for his father’s profession by virtue of his gender?

When I got home, I read some reviews and checked my favorite feminist sites because I thought, *Surely I’m not crazy. Someone else must have written about this.* But no, actually, and finding nothing made me pause and consider whether the Jo-Jo/Mayor dynamic is a molehill and this post is the mountain.

Only for about 3 seconds, though, because you know what?

Movies mean something to kids. Pop culture means something to society. That’s why it’s called culture. When movies and television and radio send out messages that relegate girls to the background or render them one-dimensional or powerless next to the male characters, that tells my daughters something about expectations for girls. Even if my six year-old doesn’t notice these messages yet, she will someday.

If you want to read what people other than me think of the movie, check these out:

Rotten Tomatoes listing for Horton Hears a Who!
Richard Corliss’ review
A.O. Scott’s review