I never get tired of the illustrations on uncommon personal safety signs:
(Flickr user: Abulic Monkey)
(More funny health signs. And more.)
Russian Man Drinks, Get Stabbed in Back, Falls Asleep
Until, that is, his wife woke up screaming at the sight of a knife sunk 4 inches into her sleeping spouse’s back.
Best. Quote. Ever:
He said: “We had a few vodkas and I remember playing some silly games and someone had a large knife.
I must find a way to drop that line into casual conversation.
Now this is devotion to a cause.
Lawyer Joe Egan fought against nuclear waste on Nevada’s Yucca Mountain for 7 years, so when he died of gastro-esophageal cancer May 7, he left behind the wish to have his ashes scattered over the site with this eulogy: “Radwaste buried here only over my dead body.”
Read his firm’s tribute here, and may he rest in peace.
Okay, the sign… great.
The knife int he badk and the vodka… weird.
But the tribute to Joe Egan was amzing. Wow. I want to go see Yucca Mountain just to stand near his ashes. What an amazing life.
Right?!?
He’s my new hero, him and John Edwards (as of last night’s endorsement.)
I know, huh?! What a dream ticket that would be!