Weird Health Wednesdays: Strangest Anti-Smoking Campaign Ever

From Japan:
Wait. . . . what?

(Flickr user: Dean Blackburn)
Both the weirdly formal verbiage and the diagrammed action earned these a place here. Check out the photographer’s commentary through the links for even more laughs.
Do these ads actually convince anyone, you think? How about this one?

(Flickr user: Dean Blackburn)
And now let’s head in the other direction:
Smoking’s […]